*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
reblog again because of george <3
The Best of Cards Against Humanity: It’s kind of like the extremely offensive version of Apples to Apples.
I played it for the first time this evening with my friends and here were the best ones. (They aren’t meant to be taken seriously, of course!)
Wow i want these
Seriously the best game ever
Imagine staying up all hours of the night with Keith Richards listening to jazz and blues records and smoking dope when all of a sudden, without warning, he leans over toward you and gives you a shotgun kiss and when he moves away, you’re left feeling even more lightheaded than before and you’re pretty sure it isn’t just the grass anymore.
'he just lit the room' -olivia